Un robot qui sait tout
Linguistique
Par djib le jeudi 27 avril 2006, 00:25 - Lien permanent
Si vous utilisez MSN messenger, je vous conseille d'ajouter encarta@conversagent.com à vos contacts. C'est un robot qui sait tout (toute l'encyclopédie Encarta du moins) et qui donc peut répondre à (toutes ?) vos questions.
Voici un exemple :
23:16:01 djib how are you by the way ? 23:16:01 Encarta Bot I'm doing well. How about you, djib? 23:19:37 djib good 23:19:37 Encarta Bot All right. Good. Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?What is the smallest country in the world? If you don't know, just ask me. 23:20:22 djib What's the smallest country in the world? 23:20:23 Encarta Bot Vatican City: total population: 1,000. 23:20:23 Encarta Bot Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer! Didn't see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn't support activities. Type "What version of MSN Messenger do I need?" for more info, or just "Invite me!" if you want me to send you an invitation. 23:20:54 djib I use kopete. Do you know kopete ? 23:20:57 Encarta Bot Let's see what Encarta can tell us. => I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. 23:21:37 djib What is linux? 23:21:38 Encarta Bot Here is the definition for LINUX: a trademark for a computer operating.... I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. 23:27:51 djib how old are you ? 23:27:51 Encarta Bot 10 months, 5 days, 15 hours, 27 minutes and 52 seconds. 23:28:07 djib what the hell is this ? 23:28:08 Encarta Bot I'm Encarta® Instant Answers. I'm a smart computer that can bring you Encarta answers directly in this IM window. You can type "?" for a list of questions I can answer.
Visiblement un peu limité si l'on ne possède pas Encarta, mais amusant et peut-être utile.
Notez que c'est très rigolo de poser des questions intimes à ce robot, lui demander si il parle Français, l'insulter, lui demander "pourquoi" en permanence, etc. Je vous laisse vous amuser ^^
What is the smallest country in the world? If you
don't know, just ask me.
23:20:22 djib
What's the smallest country in the world?
23:20:23 Encarta Bot
Vatican City: total population: 1,000.
23:20:23 Encarta Bot
Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the
Encarta application but I didn't get any answer!
Didn't see my invitations? Maybe you are using an
old version of MSN Messenger that doesn't support
activities.
Type "What version of MSN Messenger do I need?" for
more info, or just "Invite me!" if you want me to send
you an invitation.
23:20:54 djib
I use kopete. Do you know kopete ?
23:20:57 Encarta Bot
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the
Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
23:21:37 djib
What is linux?
23:21:38 Encarta Bot
Here is the definition for LINUX: a trademark for a
computer operating....
I can't show you the results since you don't have the
Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
23:27:51 djib
how old are you ?
23:27:51 Encarta Bot
10 months, 5 days, 15 hours, 27 minutes and 52 seconds.
23:28:07 djib
what the hell is this ?
23:28:08
Encarta Bot
I'm Encarta® Instant Answers.
I'm a smart computer that can bring you
Encarta answers directly in this IM window.
You can type "?" for a list of questions I can answer.


Commentaires
Je l'ai dans ma liste de contacts depuis un bout, hehe (avec plusieurs autres "bots"). Il ne faut pas posséder Encarta, mais tout simplement une version assez récente du client MSN Messenger officiel. (Il utilise la fenêtre "Activités")
D'accord, merci Mathieu M-G.
Le jour où le client officiel de Microsoft sera porté sous Linux je songerai à l'utiliser :P
pk moi y vx po enter le robot
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